by josh lago and adrian haver (inspired by braxon marcelas)
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braxon marcelas
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Bright
Retarded
And
Xylophone
Only
Niggers
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March
Around
Regular
Ceiling
Entry
Lights
All
Savvy?
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Jump
Over
Shishkabobbed
Hippies
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Laying
About
Great
Ostriches
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Antidisestablishmentarianism
Dinosaurs
Rapidly
Instigating
Anteating
Narcoleptics
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Have
Annoying
Variable
Excercise
Routines
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And
Laxatives
Eat
Xenophobic
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Hairlips
Existing
Nearly
Symetrically
Leaving
Everything
Yiddish
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Gonorrhea
Answers
Understudy’s
Ghastly
Experiences
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However,
Anteating
Vladmir
Esquire
Revolts
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Damnit!
Ester
Vandalized
Izzies
Necrophelia
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Having
Awful
Marital
Estuaries
Lying
Inside
Negroids
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Barbaric
Aquanauts
Relish
Benign
Intellectuals
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Handily,
Anticipation
Matches
Entrepreneurship’s
Lightest
Ingrate.
Night!
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Anal
Intrusion
Defines
Sexuality
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Indefinitley
Setting
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A
.
Simple
Octipus
Northward,
Southbound
Again
Bouncing
Into
Traps
Caught
Hilariously
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Portability
Entices
Ragged
Haphazard
Apparatus
Perfectionists
Silently
.
Youth
Outstand,
Understand?
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Marbled
Arguments.
Yelling.
.
Baritone
Elephant,
.
Or
Nitrous?
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Tipsy
Onions
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Soliloquies
Of
Montreal
Entertain
The
Heightened
Irish
Nevermore!
G’night!
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When
Elie
Left
Lizzie
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Stuck,
How
I
Thought
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I’d
.
Miss,
Indefinetley,
Xena’s
Xylophonic
Excreted
Defocations.
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Under
Perry’s
.
Tile,
He
Eats
.
Full
‘Shitloads
.
Of
Narcoleptic
.
Closet
Offspring
Fully
Flying
Extremely
Eaten.
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Insurgents’
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Hepatitis
And
Velcro
Etnies
.
Tiptoe
Onward…
.
Artfully
Distended,
Might
I
Think…
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“Tornado
Hurricane
Arctic
Train
’S’”
.
Quail
Underwear
Isn’t
Terribly
Enlightening
.
Aggravated
Nyquil
.
Anaconda
Billiards
Illuminates
Lit
Intrusive
Tightrope
Yelpers
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Yippee!
Only
Underneath!
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Hellishly
Avid
Videoscreens
Everywhere
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Terriffable
Hockey
Emergency
Requires
Evacuation
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Under
My
Monster
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Intelligent
Nigerian
Tarp
Exorcism
Rigged
Elf
Sitting
Tigers
Inside
Nighttime
Goalies
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Octopi
Killed
Entirely
Yellow
.
Dudes
On
Kiwi
Estuaries,
Yo!
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Wetness
Empathizes
.
Hopeful
Offspring
Perish
Easily
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Terrifying
Horrible
Atrocious
Terrible
.
Yngwie
Offers
Unerstanding
.
Chattering,
Hopeful
Of
Kea’s
Entrance
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Damnit!
Another
Minute
Nazi
Italicized
Timmy
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I
.
Wanted
Inspiration
So
Hopefully
.
I’d
.
Know
Nothing
Ever
Works
.
Hopelessly
Obsessed
With
.
Those
Oblivious
.
To
Existence.
Live &
Love.
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How
Exitlude
Rules…
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Jesus!
Ummm…
My
Brother
Otis
.
Jumped
Extra
Terestrials
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Willfully
Handed
Extra
Nightcrawlers
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Irate
.
Top
Elf
Lyric
Likeness
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Heart
Ending
Robustly
.
Inside…
.
Levitt’s
Overpriced
Varnished
Excessiveness
.
Horribly
Entering
Rehabilitation,
.
Internet
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Massively
Edited
Art
Nifty
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In
Tarot
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Quiet
Up,
Esteban
Entered
Randy
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Tyranny
Hated
Inside
Syrian
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Cyan
Yellow
Cyclops
Leverage
Empathizes
.
Helmet
Autopsy
Stifled
.
Tip
Over
.
Entering
Nightly
Doused
.
Severely
On
Methamphetamine
Ends
Time
Internationally
Mellow
Exitlude
,
Barrel
Underneath
Timmy
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Imitation
‘
Meatloaf
.
Top
Over
Oxford
.
Seldomly
Emphasizing
Life
Failure
-
Indifferent
Nugent
Delivers
Undertow
Like
Grover
Ends
Nigger
Talk
.
Tell
Only
.
Queer
Understanding
Insisting
Taxes
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In
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Another
Monolith
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Lucid
Overbearing
Volatile
Estrogen
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And
.
Witty
Intervals
Timidly
Timidly
Yeilds
.
Another
Nigger
Devoid.
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Leon
Enters
Negriod
Gurthy
Territory,
Highly
Yused
.
Phor
Hair
Rehabilitation
And
Stupendous
Estuaries
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Yeller
Optometrist
Underneath
‘
Very
Extra
.
Acidic
Large
Robotic
Extensions
Associated
Directly,
You
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Under
Sit
Earning
Dick
.
Moreover,
Oscillation
Rehabilitates
Estates
.
Tacky
Headgear
Acts
Neatly
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Anti
.
Funtastic
Easiness
Wins
.
On
Fire
.
Taco
Hell
Overrules
Secret
Establishments
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Winter
Overture
Rids
Delaware’s
Schools
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No
Other
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Will
Always
Yell
.
At
Retards,
Either
.
You
Or
Uberman
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Supplimented
Underneath
Randys
Easter
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Yes
Elvis
Presley
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Ottoman
Hitmen,
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Intrigue
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Someone
Under
Connected
Killification
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Dehumanize
‘
Opposite
Hedges
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Will
He
Attack
Termites?
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Undertow
Machina/The Machines Of God
More Boring Days
Murder Inc.
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You
Eat
Stupidflakes
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Feverishly
Ubiquitous
Cathartic
Killings
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Responding
Entitles
Bastersized
Ululations
To
Take
Laminated
Epiphones
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International
Tightness
‘Splains
.
Secretive
Production
Ending
Licked
Lightning
Ed
Declared
.
Restitution
Entices
Bog
United
Tyrant
Tyrannosauruspaceship
And
Lull
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.
On
His
.
Lakeside
Interior!
Kill!
Eww
.
What
Is
The
Holy
.
Attribute
N
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A
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.
Trite
Horrible
Exterminated
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Excessive
Nihilistic
Dickwad
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Not
On
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Your
Oversized
U-boat
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Did
I
Actually
Replicate
Randys
Handy
Eatery,
Andy?
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Ecstacy
Winnebago
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No!
Its
Gunna
Get
Ugly,
Hbitch
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.
.
.
Hello
Operator
Edward
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But,
I
Took
Carlito’s
Hippie
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And
Sold
Some
.
PCP,
Umm
Not
Kool.
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Fanciful
‘
Korean
Youth
Undermining
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Simply,
Outcasted
Createns
Kill
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The
Hole
Entire
.
Damn
Octomom
Courtyard
To
Order
Rollers
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.
Desolate
Rigor
.
Bountiful
Arsenic
Ribcage
Bollocks
Ejaculate
Reassurance
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.
Yenez
Answered
Your
.
Call
In
Negroidamus’
Dominion.
Yay!
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Caleb
Anticipated
Periodic
‘
Newsletters
.
Kid
‘
Nuke’s
Uncle
Created
Krypton
Like
Every
Scottsman
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When
Office
Weens,
Ensue
Entirely
.
Dry
Asphalt
So
.
Cats
Operate
Omnivorously
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Gerrifant
Ostrich
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Ferrivourous
Rats
Atrophy
Trollups
.
Who
Heal
Italian
Time
Emancipation
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Oscar’s
Hedges
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