February 3, 2010

by josh lago and adrian haver (inspired by braxon marcelas)

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braxon marcelas

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Bright

Retarded

And

Xylophone

Only

Niggers

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March

Around

Regular

Ceiling

Entry

Lights

All

Savvy?

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Jump

Over

Shishkabobbed

Hippies

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Laying

About

Great

Ostriches

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Antidisestablishmentarianism

Dinosaurs

Rapidly

Instigating

Anteating

Narcoleptics

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Have

Annoying

Variable

Excercise

Routines

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And

Laxatives

Eat

Xenophobic

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Hairlips

Existing

Nearly

Symetrically

Leaving

Everything

Yiddish

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Gonorrhea

Answers

Understudy’s

Ghastly

Experiences

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However,

Anteating

Vladmir

Esquire

Revolts

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Damnit!

Ester

Vandalized

Izzies

Necrophelia
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Having

Awful

Marital

Estuaries

Lying

Inside

Negroids

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Barbaric

Aquanauts

Relish

Benign

Intellectuals

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Handily,

Anticipation

Matches

Entrepreneurship’s

Lightest

Ingrate.

Night!

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Anal

Intrusion

Defines

Sexuality
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Indefinitley

Setting
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A
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Simple

Octipus

Northward,

Southbound

Again

Bouncing

Into

Traps

Caught

Hilariously

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Portability

Entices

Ragged

Haphazard

Apparatus

Perfectionists

Silently

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Youth

Outstand,

Understand?

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Marbled

Arguments.

Yelling.

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Baritone

Elephant,

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Or

Nitrous?

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Tipsy

Onions

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Soliloquies

Of

Montreal

Entertain

The

Heightened

Irish

Nevermore!

G’night!

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When

Elie

Left

Lizzie
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Stuck,

How

I

Thought


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I’d

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Miss,

Indefinetley,

Xena’s

Xylophonic

Excreted

Defocations.

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Under

Perry’s

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Tile,

He

Eats

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Full

‘Shitloads

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Of

Narcoleptic

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Closet

Offspring

Fully

Flying

Extremely

Eaten.

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Insurgents’

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Hepatitis

And

Velcro

Etnies

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Tiptoe

Onward…

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Artfully

Distended,

Might

I

Think…

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“Tornado

Hurricane

Arctic

Train

’S’”

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Quail

Underwear

Isn’t

Terribly

Enlightening

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Aggravated

Nyquil

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Anaconda

Billiards

Illuminates

Lit

Intrusive

Tightrope

Yelpers

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Yippee!

Only

Underneath!

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Hellishly

Avid

Videoscreens

Everywhere

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Terriffable

Hockey

Emergency

Requires

Evacuation

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Under

My

Monster

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Intelligent

Nigerian

Tarp

Exorcism

Rigged

Elf

Sitting

Tigers

Inside

Nighttime

Goalies

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Octopi

Killed

Entirely

Yellow

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Dudes

On

Kiwi

Estuaries,

Yo!

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Wetness

Empathizes

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Hopeful

Offspring

Perish

Easily

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Terrifying

Horrible

Atrocious

Terrible

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Yngwie

Offers

Unerstanding

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Chattering,

Hopeful

Of

Kea’s

Entrance

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Damnit!

Another

Minute

Nazi

Italicized

Timmy

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I

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Wanted

Inspiration

So

Hopefully

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I’d

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Know

Nothing

Ever

Works

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Hopelessly

Obsessed

With

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Those

Oblivious

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To

Existence.

Live &

Love.

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How

Exitlude

Rules…

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Jesus!

Ummm…

My

Brother

Otis

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Jumped

Extra

Terestrials

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Willfully

Handed

Extra

Nightcrawlers

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Irate

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Top

Elf

Lyric

Likeness

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Heart

Ending

Robustly

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Inside…

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Levitt’s

Overpriced

Varnished

Excessiveness

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Horribly

Entering

Rehabilitation,

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Internet

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Massively

Edited

Art

Nifty

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In

Tarot

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Quiet

Up,

Esteban

Entered

Randy

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Tyranny

Hated

Inside

Syrian

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Cyan

Yellow

Cyclops

Leverage

Empathizes

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Helmet

Autopsy

Stifled

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Tip

Over

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Entering

Nightly

Doused

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Severely

On

Methamphetamine

Ends

Time

Internationally

Mellow

Exitlude

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Barrel

Underneath

Timmy

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Imitation

Meatloaf

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Top

Over

Oxford

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Seldomly

Emphasizing

Life

Failure

-

Indifferent

Nugent

Delivers

Undertow

Like

Grover

Ends

Nigger

Talk

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Tell

Only

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Queer

Understanding

Insisting

Taxes

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In

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Another

Monolith

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Lucid

Overbearing

Volatile

Estrogen

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And

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Witty

Intervals

Timidly

Timidly

Yeilds

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Another

Nigger

Devoid.

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Leon

Enters

Negriod

Gurthy

Territory,

Highly

Yused

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Phor

Hair

Rehabilitation

And

Stupendous

Estuaries

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Yeller

Optometrist

Underneath

Very

Extra

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Acidic

Large

Robotic

Extensions

Associated

Directly,

You

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Under

Sit

Earning

Dick

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Moreover,

Oscillation

Rehabilitates

Estates

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Tacky

Headgear

Acts

Neatly

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Anti

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Funtastic

Easiness

Wins

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On

Fire

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Taco

Hell

Overrules

Secret

Establishments

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Winter

Overture

Rids

Delaware’s

Schools

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No

Other

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Will

Always

Yell

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At

Retards,

Either

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You

Or

Uberman

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Supplimented

Underneath

Randys

Easter

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Yes

Elvis

Presley

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Ottoman

Hitmen,

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Intrigue

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Someone

Under

Connected

Killification

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Dehumanize

Opposite

Hedges

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Will

He

Attack

Termites?

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Undertow

Machina/The Machines Of God

More Boring Days

Murder Inc.

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You

Eat

Stupidflakes

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Feverishly

Ubiquitous

Cathartic

Killings

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Responding

Entitles

Bastersized

Ululations

To

Take

Laminated

Epiphones

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International

Tightness

‘Splains

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Secretive

Production

Ending

Licked

Lightning

Ed

Declared

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Restitution

Entices

Bog

United

Tyrant

Tyrannosauruspaceship

And

Lull

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On

His

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Lakeside

Interior!

Kill!

Eww

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What

Is

The

Holy

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Attribute

N

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A

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Trite

Horrible

Exterminated

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Excessive

Nihilistic

Dickwad

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Not

On

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Your

Oversized

U-boat

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Did

I

Actually

Replicate

Randys

Handy

Eatery,

Andy?

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Ecstacy

Winnebago

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No!

Its

Gunna

Get

Ugly,

Hbitch

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Hello

Operator

Edward

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But,

I

Took

Carlito’s

Hippie

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And

Sold

Some

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PCP,

Umm

Not

Kool.

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Fanciful

Korean

Youth

Undermining

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Simply,

Outcasted

Createns

Kill

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The

Hole

Entire

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Damn

Octomom

Courtyard

To

Order

Rollers

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Desolate

Rigor

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Bountiful

Arsenic

Ribcage

Bollocks

Ejaculate

Reassurance

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Yenez

Answered

Your

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Call

In

Negroidamus’

Dominion.

Yay!

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Caleb

Anticipated

Periodic

Newsletters

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Kid

Nuke’s

Uncle

Created

Krypton

Like

Every

Scottsman

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When

Office

Weens,

Ensue

Entirely

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Dry

Asphalt

So

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Cats

Operate

Omnivorously

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Gerrifant

Ostrich

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Ferrivourous

Rats

Atrophy

Trollups

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Who

Heal

Italian

Time

Emancipation

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Oscar’s

Hedges

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